Mayday! We Are Sinking!

Here I had been worried about over-burdening one of those pedal/slide boats. From what I just saw on the water, I don't think San Geraldo and I have anything to worry about. Those boats just might be unsinkable. But, just in case, I'm considering learning how to say "We are sinking!" in a variety of languages. I think it's "¡Nos estamos hundiendo!" in Spanish

I COUNTED NINE. THEIR COMBINED WEIGHT HAS GOT TO BE MORE THAN OURS.

RIDING LOW IN THE REAR, BUT STILL AFLOAT.

A REGATTA.

AN UNEXPECTED IMAGE OF A UFO (LOWER LEFT).
(I WONDER IF THEY, TOO, HAVE TO REGISTER AS ALIENS.)